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Tales From "The Legends of Prignarnis"

by XKZ

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1.
I've been told about these legends Find that man, he's crusty If Narnis is the answer Boyo Don't know if I trust it Walk up to him in the tavern I just had to ask him Have you heard these legends? Prignarnis, that's the question Aye, Prignarnis Boyo's what I'm hearing Are you flexing? Harmonquest is pooping I think I'm failing this experiment I heard that man He says he knows about the Narnis legends Narnis legends That's what I had to lose you to this Prignarnis Priggity Prig Prignarnis, Boyo
2.
Failing this Prignarnis Test Not convinced by this artificial Prignarnis Alan Turing What have you done to me? Failing This Prignarnis Test Not convinced by this artificial Prignarnis Alan Turing What did you do to me? Alan Turing's test was the best experience that i've ever had in my life Even though I failed The procedure did entail A wondrous feeling that I try to reproduce to no avail Can anyone pass it? And remain the same? I would find myself to be surprised if it were the case Prignarnis is the catalyst for any form of change You need to be the one that wins for this to be ok Failing this Prignarnis Test Not convinced by this artificial Prignarnis Alan Turing What have you done to me? Failing This Prignarnis Test Not convinced by this artificial Prignarnis Alan Turing What did you do to me? Oh, Alan Turing
3.
100,000 people on the countryside vying To be the on that wins this Prignarnis Test Bella do you think you'll be the one that wins this Prignarnis Test? Do you really want to be the one that wins?
4.
Parnisian Territories Sooging and fooging, believe me It's just like you and me We're sooging and we're fooging can't you see Let me introduce myself to you The name is Boyo, how do you do Would you like a glass of Parnisian Mooth? Any one of us could soog or foog, that's the truth Bella! Stick with me in these Parnisian Territories Of all the 100,000, gotta talk to you? I could use a glass of Parnisian Mooth There ain't no kind of paint to take away this pain If I soog or foog I'm gonna go insane Parnisian Territories Sooging and fooging, believe me It's just like you and me We're sooging and we're fooging can't you see Bella! Stick with me in these Parnisian Territories
5.
If you ask me why I go hard in the paint It's 'cause I wash away my pain with the paint I find it kinda funny "Cause everything in your life can change with one meeting Saw that Boyo Now I don't know what my purpose is Maybe I should just try to have some fun Just let loose, get myself into that club Dance my pain away Oh, I can't believe what that boyo said to me! Is this the end of my training, the fooging? My problems melt away when I go to the club and I use the paint I'm gonna wash away my pain tonight If you ask me why I go hard in the paint It's 'cause I wash away my pain with the paint No, no! I've been spending my whole life in pursuit of the test A single conquest So why can't my Boyo be saying Aye, Prignarnis to me! I need to take control of my life and take the test No matter what that Boyo say
6.
Zirenz 02:22
Gather around to hear my tale We are sooging, fooging Where we know to be the Prignarnis truth In all my time alive I've seen maybe four or five that remind But everyone would let you know, they could in fact be mine After all, we harbor feelings that anyone could share So all the 100,000 take a deep breath of my air! Boyo, what do you think about that? Boyo, what do you think about that? Gather around to hear my tale We are sooging, fooging Where we know to be the Prignarnis truth
7.
Dog Door Barn! Floznossis, broznossis, azonsis Guaznonsis, bloznonsis, froznonsis Guardonsis, buardonzis, flardonziz Aznozziz, fronozziz...Dog Door! This is my Battle Cry Dog Door Barn Barnazzuz Dog Door Barn Barnazzuz, hey! This is my Battle Cry Dog Door Barn Ozonsis Dog Door Barn Barnonsis Dog Door Barn Azoz
8.
I took a few too many I knew that one was plenty I'm dying from the pie... Guess I was never your enemy The tourney is a journey and we weave it like Sigourney To be the one that wins I know that Bella, you are worthy Never take a drug in place of what is love Embrace yourself a hug The room just needs a rug And we could have tied the whole thing together Dog Door Barns like a storm to weather I saved the report and I need you to view it I have the answer and I need you to clue it from within I think my death is ready to begin I'm dying from the pie but despite my chagrin There is more to my tale than would meet the eye Beyond my own life I am ready to fly into the sky Way up high I am ready to die Dying from the pie, I am dying from the pie
9.
Take my glass upon your lips Drink your fill Are we the result of Prignarnis, after all? Is this the end, us in bed? I thought through all of this we would still remain friends How could you say that, Boyo? How could do that to me? Bella please just follow me (How can I do that now) Bella, please just follow (Follow?!) Bella, I know the way I heard (Bella, do you want to be the one that wins?)
10.
Oh please Boyo turn the lights off, turn the lights off Please Boyo turn the lights off, turn the lights off Bella honey, I love you to death But I know you well enough I sense it on your breath We had a 100,000 people standing strong Now it's just the two of us heading to Blovis town I think he knows my secret... My motive is pure, I know what I need to do I gotta be the one that wins Oh please Boyo turn the lights off, turn the lights off Please Boyo turn the lights off, turn the lights off
11.
100,000 people On the countryside I did science for all you fuckos I saved lives And the allies survived thanks to my mind This is how you repay me? So I take up my pen And I scribe the society I very much would like Prignarnis, it is the test I only want those who can pass it The lives worth saving 100,000 people On the countryside Then again, in the end Prignarnis is like searching for a friend The countryside, so peaceful and bright But the grass was never green And so I am writing My name is Alan Turing and I'm failing this Prignarnis Test Not convinced by this artificial Prignarnis I've got all this time I've got cyanide Accidentally kill myself, that's what happened in my life Oh! 100,000 people On the countryside 100,000 people On the countryside
12.
Something we've kept inside for so long Gotta let lose, gotta let it out Now that you've found it, there is no hope for you You'll always have your ability to poop Something we've kept inside for so long Gotta let lose, gotta let it out I want to remove my ability to poop

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Selections from a story spanning generations and lexicons. But a brief glimpse into the lives of protagonists Bella (my dog) and Boyo (myself?) as they attempt to be the ones that win The Prignarnis Test.

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released April 20, 2020

Writing/Production/Singing - XKZ
Mix Engineering/Mastering - Hume Audio
Cover Art - Carlos Alvarez

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